She moved to town in the middle of the school year. I don’t know why. You always invent stories to fill in the blanks. Her mom had probably just left her dad, forcing her to move in with her grandparents. Maybe her dad had just gotten a job in the iron mines. One of the two I suppose, but I never asked. It was October or early November, about the worst time you could go to a new school. All of the other new kids had enough time to make friends and become regular kids. If you go to a new school in the middle of the year, you’ll never, ever really have any friends. She left the school with as many friends as she had when she entered it.
Mr. Carlson introduced her in my fourth hour science class. You know how this is done. Everyone has to say their name and one thing interesting about themselves. “My name is Pete and I have a three-wheeler.” It was the best I could do on short notice. Owning a three-wheeler is not interesting, but in eight grade it was all I had. She said her name was Sharon. I suspect most fourteen year-old Sharons wish their names were frillier and more exciting, something with a curly-que on the end or an “i” you could dot with a potential heart.
“I am a dancer. I’ve been studying dance for ten years.” She spoke properly, something the rest of us only did in English class, sixth period. I pegged her for a liar right there. I don’t know much about dancing or dancers, but I know that they are supposed to be prettier than Sharon Schwartz, and they’re not supposed to have fat bellies. And everyone knows that liars speak proper English especially when they’re lying. I wanted to stand on my chair and ask her about 4-H. “You might raise lop-eared bunnies, but don’t expect me to believe you’re a dancer!” was the line I managed to swallow.
Sharon always tried to talk to me in the halls. I guess she didn’t realize that I was quite advanced in the junior high social scene. “Hi, Pete.” I ignored her when I was with my friends. I gave her head nods and then looked away. I am not rude; I’m Minnesotan. She was not deterred, so I despised her all the more.
“Did you get your science homework done, Pete?” she asked as she examined my pimpled face.
“Course,” then I resumed my silence while she continued to stare at me. This is something else liars do; they stare at you. Liars know that other liars don’t make eye contact. So the good ones stare into your eyes to make you believe that they’re telling the truth. They stare at you with their gray eyes that sit underneath their straight brown, lifeless bangs. And they just go on lying.
She talked to me so persistently I really couldn’t continue to ignore her. So I said, “You’re probably the only dancer on the iron range. You in classes or something?”
“I used to study in Minneapolis,” I hated that she always talked about dancing as “studying,” but the idea of her “studying dance” did seem more believable to me, with her huge butt and all. “There aren’t any dance schools in town, yet,” she told me as if I were a person of empathy. I nodded again. “I’m going to dance at the eighth grade talent show before Christmas break.”
“Bet you don’t.”
I don’t know why I said that. It was the beginning of my escalating stupidity. I tried to backpedal but instead I called her a liar. I’ve said so-and-so is a liar behind so-and-so’s back, but I’ve never called someone a liar to their face. Only Sharon Schwartz, and just the one time. I didn’t realize it when I called her a liar, but I had just committed to a whole month of conversation about Sharon’s dance; a whole month of attempting to ignore the details she spewed out as she latched onto me on the way to class. Classes we didn’t even share. I issued the bet, and in so doing, I automatically lost.
“I got new toe shoes. I found a new piece of music. It goes like this: dum de de dedumdum. Have you ever heard any Russian composers?” You see, I lost! Blah, blah! “Shut up, Sharon Schwartz, you liar,” I thought, but could never bring myself to speak in such a manner.
So the day before Christmas break arrives, and sure enough, her name is on the list: Sharon Schwartz – dance. I’m thinking about how much BS this whole thing is, and kind of wishing I had some talent to perform. I decide to pacify myself thinking about how much everyone else sucks at their talent anyways. A pianist was supposed to accompany Jason, a tuba player, but the pianist bailed. Jason plays anyways. And he sucks. There’s a low E whole note. Rest. Rest. Two quarter notes. A whole rest punctuated by Jason tapping his foot. This might go on forever, I thought.
Then she came out and stood in the center of the stage, an upside-down pink, kettle stove. The music began and the kettle stove glided across the stage. She twirled on her toes. She leaped into the air, much higher than I expected she could. She landed about how I imagined. For two straight minutes she flittered between beauty and ugly. She spun softly upon a wooded trail but managed to stomp on all the bugs. It was an unusual ongoing metamorphosis: kettle stove into flamingo, into buffalo, into dove; all in pastel pink. Then it was finished, and she curtsied. The eighth grade was silent while Sharon bowed for about thirty-seven minutes until we remembered we were supposed to clap. So we did. No one understood what happened. Sharon Schwartz was a dancer; a heavy, alternately graceful and terrible, but smiling, bowing dancer.
I said, “Nice job,” to her as we passed in the hallway, though I still wasn’t sure if it was or not. She started to try to talk to me, but I turned to talk to my friends. I pretended not to hear, “Did you really like it, Pete?” but I nodded in affirmation as I kept walking. Then a bell rang and it was Christmas break.
When school resumed in January Sharon missed the first day. Then the second and so on. She didn’t return to school. I don’t know why. I think her parents split up, or her dad got a job at a factory in Pittsburgh. I don’t know. All I know is this: for one afternoon there was a dancer on the iron range. She wasn’t very good, but she was about what we deserved. I clapped for her. I’ve always wished I had clapped louder.
(the above story is fiction. the only elements that are true are listed as follows: i once witnessed a tuba solo. i am a minnesotan who did once own a three-wheeler.)