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maximize wikipedia in your fiction

Weekly Writing Tip from a Starving Fiction Writer #347:

Research:Follow the Wiki-Rabbit Trail

(This post is lifted from my forthcoming promotional project for online fiction writers.  If you are a writer, please click this link and consider submitting one of your finest works.)

Unless it comes from a book or from real-life experience, it isn’t really research.  You and I love the internet.  We are bloggers, social media experts and Amazon fiends.  But when it comes to writing fiction, our research becomes sacrosanct, and the internet feels like another interrupting vexation upon our craft.

This past weekend I was writing a scene.  A cicada flew onto the screen behind my forehead.  A cicada. 

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looking for awesome this weekend?

I started following this cat, Hugh MacLeod, on twitter (@gapingvoid).  It was the best Twit-cision I have ever made.

Here’s an example of his stuff:

I know I only have about 32 readers on Saturdays, but if all 32 of you checked him out, you’d have a much funnier weekend.

S-P – Here is your business model!

This week Hugh tweeted about this guy, The Daily Letter:

So there you have the weekend awesome.  Enjoy.

should every author have a blog?

Writers, whether they are real or pretend (like I am), are supposed to say Yes@ProcrastWriter (if you’re any sort of writer you must follow Jennifer Blanchard on twitter and read her helpful blog) retweeted this article a couple days ago.  I read it in full agreement.

Until Saturday’s undisciplined morning.

With one full day of rest and thought between me and Saturday’s debacle, I thought about the dilemma – to blog or not to blog.  I thought long and hard about blogging and writing and modern writers.

photo: http://www.despair.com - for all your demotivational needs

Christopher Moore has a blog.  He writes about everything, though very rarely.

Annie Proulx does not have a blog.

Steven Pressfield does more than blog.  He helps make other people into a version of Bagger Vance on his blog.  This guy is busy, and I should add, he is generous.

Cormac McCarthy does not maintain a weblog from the Mexican border, nor from the road.

Of course, Dave Berry does; and naturally Annie Dillard does not have time to blog.  She is, as it were, gathering preying mantis egg sacs and watching them with primordial fascination.

He speaks:

-James Frey.  Does.  Not Blog.

Authors who need no links to their blogs, as their books are the results of their online dominance include: Seth Godin, Chris Guillebeau, the almighty Dooce and Darren Rowse.  For these bloggers, blogging is writing.

But what about us amateurs?

Blogging is a time-suck into a fictional world where advertisers award easy money to everyone with a WordPress account.

The problem with blogging for authors and would-be authors is the extra blank screen.  Writers face enough that is blank.  Bank account, that post-morning headspace, the three notebook pages you left to finish the rough draft of that last short story.

The screen on your blog’s dashboard has some handy doo-dads, but the center portion where the text is supposed to go, is always blank.  Like your current notebook.  Like your word-processing screen.

Always blank.

The discipline to write every day becomes a curse, because writers, even us pretend writers, learn to fill things that are blank; not the bank account of course, but the pages and the screen and the seeping headspace.  Fellow-writer, do you need one more blank space to fill?

See, the internet rewards those who write about the same things over and over and over.  If you’re a writer, odds are, you write about everything.  Try rising to the first page of google if you write about your adventures in the woods and the next day you follow that up with a piece on Sudanese slavery.

If you google a Ream of Paper, guess what?  I’m number five!  First page, baby.  This would be very rewarding if I were selling unused reams of paper to prospective paper purchasers.  Alas I sell you whatever is inside my head (and you tend to be a cheap audience, by the way).  There is more than a half-ream of manuscript beside me on my desk right now.  I curse it every day.  If you wanna buy it, click on Google’s number 5 listing in my “paper niche.”

If you’re a writer, sure set up a blog – and have a blast communicating with your audience.  But take Ms. Lindey’s sixth piece of advice:

“Blogging is great for practicing writing.”

Ahem: and sentence structure, but i digress.  Treat blogging as practice and you will not be disappointed in the abysmally low number of readers your BEST blog post ever managed to draw.

Wednesday’s post will most-likely be part 4 of my memoir-ish thingy on faith.  Unless, of course, I go off the rails later today.  This week, I am going to completely sell-out, blow reamofpaper to smithereens and began again – for the billionth time.  Viva la Raza.

bob dylan was right

Cause yer gonna hafta serve somebody.

(echo-y background voice, “serve somebody”)

a little something I’ve learned observing marriages…

You’ve seen the rare marriage in which the two parties interact with each other like Chorus and Verse.

More commonly, you see the Ball-and-Chain, maybe a marriage that lasts until death, but does so by sheer willpower and vows of slavery.

Only a third type is fatal – the ignore/disgust model.  This type of toxic relationship sometimes morphs into the Ball-and-Chain with horrendous results.  Most relationships though, are not here.  We are a selfish lot, but most people can conjure up enough goodwill to remember how she smelled on the first date, or what he was wearing when he proposed.  This nostalgia is useful.

Your Ball-and-Chain relationship lacks only the attitude of the Chorus and Verse group.  That part is solely up to you.  We tend to sing back to each other.  If she isn’t singing, take the lead.  Or vice versa.

Serving is exactly like slavery with only an attitudinal difference.  If you wait until tomorrow to choose a healthy, respectful or playful attitude, enjoy being a slave today.

Because Bob Dylan was right.  Even when the answer is, in fact, blowin’ in the wind, yer still gonna hafta serve somebody.  Might as well make the best of it.

no doubts

One day in the near future my name will appear on the New York Times best-seller list.  I have no doubts.

Except, of course, the following doubts:

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facebook pharisee

Ryan Lind – Facebook Pharisee

6 ways your social media presence is killing your friends’ faith

I had a beauty in store today; I told myself, “No explicitly Christian message today.  Post a story.  Make someone’s life more beautiful.”  But I accidentally logged onto my facebook feed and that ruined my intentions.

I wish for the next 30 minutes, while I write this post, to be a faithless man, unbound by mercy, unsaved, a run of the mill pagan or just an outside observer.  Fortunately such wishes do not come true.

Facebook and Twitter are killing my faith. Don’t worry, I’ll make it.  But some won’t, and that should sound some kind of alarm.  It won’t.  But I’ll do my best.  I’m all for using facebook and twitter to express your

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potential offense alert

A certain blogger (who shall remain nameless) is contemplating using foul language in a narrative post next week.

This blogger is a religious type of guy.

Is blogging art if you are telling a story?

He is a pretty conservative blogger-guy with a pretty diverse audience, but he has a violent point to make.  He wants to make it emphatically.

Please advise this certain blogger who occasionally reads RoP by answering a poll question.  He might take his my audience’s advice.

Should a certain blogger use foul language to make an emphatic point?

  • Yes, I am a sea-captain and have heard much worse. (58%, 11 Votes)
  • Tell your friend to go ahead, "There is no immoral art." - Oscar Wilde (21%, 4 Votes)
  • Be careful. Overestimate your audience's sensabilities. (16%, 3 Votes)
  • NEVER! (5%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 19

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