cheapskate fiction junkie
You go into a bookstore and you see that
Stieg Larsson’s latest book has just hit the shelves. This excites you, except that you haven’t read the other two books about The Girl Who Did Other Fascinating Things, and this latest work is part of a trilogy.
This girl who may or may not kick a literal hornet’s nest will have to wait for very practical reasons. First of all you haven’t read about the girl who happens to be inked with a dragon or the girl with pyromania. More importantly, you’re broke or at least cheap, and Hornet Kicker is still full price. Normal suspense authors might chide you to buy their book even if you are broke. I doubt Larsson would; he’s a Swede, and above all else, Swedes are practical (and frugal, and speaking for myself here – handsome).
My personal library has reaped the benefits of a summer phenomenon known as the Garage Sale. Where else can you pick up 10-15 hours of fictional delight for a quarter? There is a trick to garage-saling for books. You look for specifics. Both of Larsson’s previous books are on my shopping list this summer. It is a kind of mini-adventure. The trick is a simple; best-sellers hit yard sale tables 2-3 years after publication. Whatever shining, hard-bound story you ogled at Borders two years ago, now becomes the prize.
While I cannot tell you if any of the books by Stieg Larsson are worth
the read, this summer I have read Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen using my stingy garage sale technique. This is a great summer read, which needs no review. It cost me one dime and one nickel – cheap even by garage sale standards. Feeding the addiction to great stories has never been so enjoyable. By the end of this weekend you could even turn off your cable TV service – for the summer, not forever; because Parenthood has restored your faith in TV as a medium of good storytelling.
Now get out there and buy cheap books.


Donald Miller has written a book about writing a movie about a book he wrote. And it is great. A Million Miles in a Thousand Years takes on the meaninglessness of life. I’m not sure the book triumphs over life, but it will inspire you to give living a shot. Miller is honest as usual: